Get a load of these guys, would ya? Steamwheedle's been handling the business of holidays for years, and all of a sudden, these guys bust into the market. They're not Steamwheedle; the cartel hired me to get to the bottom of this. Something stinks here and it ain't just perfume.
Take this device I brought and go analyze the perfume clouds around the guards. I want to know what they're putting in that stuff. Things ain't natural.